SOS jokes
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was tiers.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Memes
Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.