SOS jokes

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!

My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

You're so skinny that you fall.

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.

I mean, he just blew up overnight!

Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.

Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!