SOS jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Memes
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.