SOS jokes

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.

Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.

Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

Follow me.

I heard a noise, so I'm dead.

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Yo mama so fat,

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You're so skinny the world turns to the left!

Why do orphans like Darth Vader?

So he can say, "I'm your father!"

You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]

Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?

So the orphans can see their parents.