SOS jokes

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.

Never mind.

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!

So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

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This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can't go home.

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex!

Dad: We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.