SOS jokes

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.

Never mind.

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!

So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.