SOS jokes

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?

So the orphans can see their parents.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Why do orphans like Darth Vader?

So he can say, "I'm your father!"

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can't go home.

That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Yo mama so fat,

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Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.