SOS jokes

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!

Why is NASA so sus?

'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!

Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.

Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.