SOS jokes

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.

So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"

Why can't he say that?

Answer: He works at an orphanage.

The chicken is so fat.

You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.

You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.

My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!

Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!

Rob: .....BECKY :3

So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.

Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."

Where do you think all the orphans went?

In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.

I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."

Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.

Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.

Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!