SOS jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

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Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.

Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.

Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.

Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.

Why do orphans do so well in life?

When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.