Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
SOS Jokes
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
"Can you tie a knot?"
"I cannot."
"So you can knot?"
"No, I cannot knot."
"Not knot?"
"Who's there?"
"F... off!"
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
