SOS jokes

Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...

But a creeper blows it up.

Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.

Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.

Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.

Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?

Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.

Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!

Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?

So he could make a clean getaway!

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.

Yo mama so fat...

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

Guys, put more comments in.

We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.

An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.

Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.