SOS jokes

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.

Why do high tides come up so high?

Because they come up to say hi.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.