SOS jokes

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!

Why don’t I shut myself all the time?

I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

Why are orphans so skinny?

They never learned how to home cook.

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!