SOS jokes

Why was the orphan so successful?

Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?

They don't have a home to run to.

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.

Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.

Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."

Why are bears' hair so sticky?

Because they use honeycombs.

Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.

Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.

To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

So cinema.

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*