SOS jokes
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he comes once a year.
So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"
Memes
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
I have OCD and ADD, so everything had to be perfect...but not for long.
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!