SOS jokes

Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.

They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.

I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?

Doctor: Yep.

Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.

Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!

Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Because the Africans couldn't swim.