SOS jokes

Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!

Why do orphans die so much?

'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."

Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"

I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.

He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.

God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!

Why do emos have friends?

So they can hang with each other.

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

A guy asked me what I do for a living.

Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.

Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.

Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."

Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.