SOS jokes
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Memes
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.