Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
SOS Jokes
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
