SOS jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Memes
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What do you do to a deaf girl after youâre done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she canât tell anyone.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
Youâre so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they canât get a home run.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.