SOS Jokes

Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.

I got rejected from art school today, so yeah.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"

Shrek walks down a hallway with a big smile. The text on the image reads, "When the joke is so funny HR wants to hear it in person."

Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.

My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.

A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!

I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.

Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?

Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.

HAIKU JOKE:

Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.

You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.