SOS jokes
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Memes
im so ugly BAHAHAH
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.