SOS jokes

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

Where do babies get baptized?

So the priest can wash their sex toys.

Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.

My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.

You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.

My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and went right.

He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!

I like Christmas.

It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁

Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he could call someone Father.

Why do orphans like robbing banks?

So they can be wanted.

You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.

Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."

Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.