SOS jokes
My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and went right.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Memes
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.