SOS Jokes

This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

My grief counselor died.

He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂

A still from a movie showing two children with their hands together in a praying position. Text overlay says: "Me and my friend at work are like... Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away from here."

Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!

Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!

Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"

Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!

Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?

Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.