SOS jokes

Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?

So he could be called Father Les.

Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.

Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!

Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.

Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.

Why have there been so many deaths around the world?

Trees and ropes.

I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.

Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!

This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

My grief counselor died.

He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂