SOS jokes

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.

Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!

Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

Why do orphans become criminals?

So they can become wanted for once.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!

Yo mama so old.

Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Bunger got me like:

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Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!