SOS jokes
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Memes
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.