Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
SOS Jokes
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
