SOS jokes

My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.

Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,

So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.

You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!

You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(

Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.

Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.

I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.

It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from the feminists.

Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.

While fucking, my sister said, "Brother, you are so naughty! You fucked our elder aunt every day in the absence of my uncle and cousins and made her pregnant!" Little did she know, I fucked our mother every day in the absence of her, my father, and my elder brother and made my mom pregnant as well!

A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"

"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.

"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"

"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"

Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."