SOS jokes

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

Why were the 1800s so crazy?

Because of Hairriet Tubman.

I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.

Why does a woodpecker have a beak?

So as to not smash his head against the tree.

Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!

I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.

Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?

Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!

My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

Why is the graveyard so noisy?

Because of all the coffin : )

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.

Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,

So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.

You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!

You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.