SOS jokes

"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."

"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick

Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?

So they can reunite with their dead family.

Roses are red,

Potatoes are brown,

Your mom's so hot,

I put her down.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!

Why am I so successful?

When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.

My wheelchair-bound friend was getting bullied, so I told him to stand up for himself.

Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.

Why do orphans go to church?

So they can call someone father!

Why was the Orphan boy gay?

So he can call someone Daddy.

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

They never get love.

So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."

Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.