I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!