why are you so white
because you have no lotion on
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open your legs So I can devour
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
yo mama so karen that when she went to hell she asked satan for the manager.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpas p*enis
I hate prom in Alabama, they always say “uhh actually this is our family reunion” WE ARE IN ALABAMA SO THEY ARE THE SAME
your mom so fat that the photographer had to go moon just to click the photo of her belly button
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say "where are your parents?" the kid says "What are parents?
Your hairline is so bad not even god could save it
there is this little boy and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?" She replies with, "These are my headlights." He looks down and says mommy what's that? she says that my garage. so he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says what is that? the dad says this is my snake. later that night he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams mommy, mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage, Daddy's snake is trying to get in!
Your mama so ugly that when she stood on the scale it said to be continued
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to ur on lotion
Hola soy Dora do you see Donald Trump That’s right he’s at my house and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him so she was Walled alive
So the other day i saw a child in a wheelchair
he was getting bullied alot so i came up
And said why dont you stand up to those bullies
Your hairline receeds so far back that it defends your forehead
why did jordan cross the road so he could get to his house
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account? You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that- (Destroys phone cutely)
So if Russia was the motherland in Germany was the fatherland what that mean? The western front is domestic violence
Yo mama so dumb she asked how much a free sample was.
Yo mamma so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind", she said, "One small step for world domination"
