Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
Yo mama so old she was accepted for the museum
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was mount chiliad
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can and I asked "what are you doing" and she said "I'm moving"
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
