Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can and I asked "what are you doing" and she said "I'm moving"
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
They laughed at my drawing so I laughed at their chalk outline 😈
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates earth out of its orbit
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama so stupid she though a quarterback was a refund
your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite
Yo hairline go so far back that you dad found it before you did
Your hairline is so far back it look like it got smacked up by will smith
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she toke a spoon to the superbowl
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
