SOS jokes

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!

Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.

My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?

They both hang by something.

Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.

If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

Why does an orphan go to a sewer?

So it can wash up.

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)

Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"