Your forehead so big the earth split in half
Why were the world trade center so Mad because They ordered 3 pizzas but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty compition they said no because they didn't want professionals
(Just a joke she's probably kind)
@ Kobe the person under my joke ur hairline is so bad that kobe Bryant could of lived if he landed the helicopter on ur forehead
Stinking poo poo bum
Joke of the day: your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s 😭🤣
🤣🤫☺️😭🤡💩💀🖤🕰️☺️
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo 😭🤣🤣
Your mama so chubby people call her fat 🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣
Your mum is so fat she eat all day 🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama so stupid she put a battery up her a$$ and said “I GOT THE POWER”
Wow! the jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
yo mama so fat, zeus used her as a bowling ball
yo mama so hairy, that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose
yo mama so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for godzilla
Yo mama so dumb she failed the survey.
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgent coming in tomorrow im super excited to work with him the next day we had to do our first ever open hart surgery so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient so we finished the surgery and went out side for a smoke and we were talking I said why did you keep the patients blood on your glove? He replied we in my free time I test it for anything diseases HIV the next day I got invited to his house and we had some drinks I said this is amazing red tea what is in it just the 2000 people you have cut opened .
yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight
yo mama so gay, that after watching aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag
yo mama is so fat they had to flood the superbowl to give her a bath
mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)
ur mom is so fat buzz light year had to say to infinity to beyond to leave her house
