Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more
Why are Americans so bad Clash Royal? Because they already lost two towers
Your sister: You're so ugly. me: but we look the same so whos also ugly?
Your mum so ugly she could make a onion cry
Yo mama is so fat she jumped to the air and got stuck
My girlfriend broke up with me so I stole her wheelchair gusse who came crawing back
yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it. the pavement, it was absolutely cracking up
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Your mom is so fat. She starts the alphabet with the letter o for obesity hahaha
Why was the twin towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry... . . . . . . So I threw a coconut at her...
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat ass brother
Yo mama so fat of she turned into food she could solve world hunger
What so depressed teenagers and fruits have In common? They both Hang by something
Your mummy so tall she uses the Effiel tower is a dildo
if u text ur crush and they leave u on read, just know that read has four letters. yk what also has four letters? mine. so that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Your mama so fat that she can’t even talk even she Kevin say oh my gosh cause she has a big ass mouth
I have a lot of money but i don't waste it. so people call me poor untill they see my bank account
Yo mama's so stupid she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate"
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with "I think I need to break up with you"
