Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Your mum is so fat she eat all day 🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama so stupid she put a battery up her a$$ and said “I GOT THE POWER”
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
yo mama so fat, zeus used her as a bowling ball
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Yo mama so dumb she failed the survey.
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
