SOS Jokes

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?

Because they just keep getting harder and harder!

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.