Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
My favorite animal is a cheetah so I hope the jokes are good
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
I saw a kid crying, so i asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more. ANYWAY working at an orphanage if fun.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Why does an orphan go to church? So it has someone to call father.
So many things are going through my head
How am I not dead yet?
Roses aree red violets are blue Your daddy is gay so are you
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
Why do orphans become criminals
So they can become wanted for once
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
Yo hairline so ugly even bob the builder said he couldnt fix it.
