SOS jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?

Because no one misses them.

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.

Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips.

My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Why is America so bad at chess?

They lost both of their towers.

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.

Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.