Social media jokes
Like if you're gay.
Dislike if you are lez.
Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
Hi guys, it's Gwen. Good morning, people! Just to let you know, I am deleting my account tomorrow.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
Hey guys, it's Gwen, and I want to say that I'm deleting my account regarding a comment made on my last post :(
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have big dick. Add me.
Snapchat- any.bry05
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.
Dislike this.
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
Funny posts.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)