Yo mama so fat she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
Aliana so fat she can't fit throw a hola hop.
Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat she da iceberg
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Yo mama so fat She the ice burg
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
