So Fat

So Fat Jokes

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.

Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.

Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.