So Fat

So Fat Jokes

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.

Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.