So Fat jokes

Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.

Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.

Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.

yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"

Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.

Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"

Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.

Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.