So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Yo mama so fat, COW!
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.