Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
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You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
