So Fat jokes
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
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You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"