Smith

Smith Jokes

I looked at you and you were bald until I got slapped up by will smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of china.

Neona (😟): Gwen?

Gwen (πŸ™): Yes ... what can I do for you?

Neona (πŸ˜”) : You were so right! Mr. Smith has sexual problems and is a fool! I am so sorry that you were not a lier! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!

Gwen (πŸ˜’): You should have listend. Plus I'm over it!

Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?

Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen,

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, β€œJohnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.” Little Johnny looked up and replied, β€œWell, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”

Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak.

Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.

Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mine?

Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals, the people will go nuts for a great deal!

Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.

Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up!

Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?

Neona: Hmm...lets see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......

Jarod (😏): Man, Breya Smith is so hot !!! The things I would do!

Y'uree (😟): Yes, but ... she moved, remember? Her father found a new "job", so she is now leaving until the fall.

Jarod (😞): Ah yes! BECAUSE !!!!!

Y'uree (😯): I don't know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!

Jarod: (πŸ˜’): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!

Jarod (πŸ€”): Hmmmmmmm ..... mhmmmmmm ..... ummmmm ..... hmmmmm .... not a bad idea!

Jarod (🀨): Or not?

Y'uree (πŸ™„): Shut up, man!

Jarod (😠): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX

Neona (πŸ˜ƒ): Gwen! I got the job!!!!!!!!!

Gwen (😁): I knew it !! I knew my prayer worked!

Neona (😁): He said that all my ideas are the best and that I start on Monday!

Gwen (😏): Man, don't you love Mr. Jaekson? He is the best person the company has ever had!

Neona (πŸ™): Who is Mr. Jaekson?

Gwen (πŸ˜•): Wait ... Mr. Jaekson didn't interview you?

Neona (πŸ˜•): No! Mr. Smith did. He said he was standing.

Gwen (😯): No, Mr. Smith, you are a fool who never lets you spread the word or do anything. I can also mention that he is a person who has sexual problems!

Neona(🀨,πŸ™,😠): Gwen, you are a liar!

Gwen (😟): No, I'm not. I'm telling the truth Neona!

Neona (πŸ˜”): Gwen please be happy that I got the job without you lying that Mr.Smith sexual hassults women!!!

Gwen (πŸ™): He does your not listing.

Neona (🀬): I don't care BITCH!!!!