Slit jokes
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.
If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.
It isn't any of those if it's suicide.
I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.
Slit your wrists.
I slit my wrists.
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉