Slasher jokes

This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"

Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

1 like = 1 more child in my blender.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?

Kick his sister's jaw.

How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(

How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(

How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*