Slasher

Slasher jokes

Song

    • 1, 2, Freddy's coming for you.

    3, 4, better lock your door.

    5, 6, grab a crucifix.

    7, 8, stay up late.

    9, 10, never sleep again.

    I love this song, y'all! Like if you love it too! :)

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    • Mask

    • Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

    Halloween

    • This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."