Slasher jokes

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."

There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"