Slang jokes
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
Six one.
MANGO 67 MUSTARD. Skibidi Toilet. Sigma. Ohio. Those who knows. Gyat.
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
Bros over hos.
American soldier: "Did you come here to die?"
Australian soldier: "Nah mate, I came 'ere yesterdie."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!