Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
