Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. π«
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
Sup peoples?
What is a gay personβs favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Nah, he got nailed...
