Slang

Slang jokes

A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"

"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.

"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"

"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"

Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."

The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.

You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.