Slang jokes
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!