Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
Slang Jokes
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 💶 💶 💸 💶 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰💰 👍 👍 👌 👌 😍 😍✌️✌️ 🌭 🍌 🕳
👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
