Slang jokes
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.