Newest Skull Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

I don't act or look like how I am
So what is me?
I'm forced inside this meat mannequin,
this suffocating puppet I'm forced to move
to survive. I hate the way I'm perceived
and implied upon. Every social interaction
Leads definitive conclusions on me
as an idea. The millions
of me in everyone
else's mind. The only true "me" is
stuck inside 6 inches of skull
And nobody can ever see it

@yup.that.exists
THE BABIRUSA IS A WILD PIG WHOSE TUSKS
CAN GROW SO LONG THEY CURVE BACKWARDS
ULTIMATELY IMPALING THEIR SKULLS AND
ACCIDENTALLY KILLING THEM UNLIKE JEFFREY
EPSTEIN WHO WAS KILLED ON PURPOSE

Dont you feel an empty feeling...

IN YOUR SKULL

Boo 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (so scary right)

I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull. A jewish guy behind me said “a skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers.”

Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"

John Lennon: What a nice view

John walked outside.

He got shot

:skull:

i thought you were just raising your eyebrow but I checked x-ray and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right

When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.

A skeleton decided to become an assassin He was always skull-king around

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for miraculous ladybug childrens show whatever the show is called but its a kids show. Skull emoji. Now they’re searching up pictures of tom holland laughing in their absolute weirdness. I like Tom Holland but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on google docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him

Papyrus ran headfast into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bone head

Walk The Dinosaur-By watersharky Productions and Was(Not Was)- Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom It was a night like this forty million years ago I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur I met you in a cave, you were painting buffalo I said I'd be your slave, follow wherever you go That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars You fell asleep, I stayed awake and watched the passing cars And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur One night I dreamed of New York You and I roasting blue pork In the Statue of Liberty's torch Elvis landed in a rocket ship Healed a couple of leapers and disappeared But where was his beard? A shadow from the sky much too big to be a bird A screaming crashing noise louder than I've ever heard It looked like two big silver trees that somehow learned to soar Suddenly a summer breeze and a mighty lion's roar I killed the dinosaur, I killed the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur

Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom

All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀

What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton a CREEPYpasta (it’s my first one lol)

why did the skeleton cross the road? to get ta skull.

The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.

Here are some skeleton jokes You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i'm just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)