Face jokes jokes

I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

Wanna me to show you a joke?

*Points at face* Funny, right?

There are two types of faces:

The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.

Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.

You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.

That face needing some laughing pills.

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

Tell me a joke.

OK, your face.

I saw your license. It said you're 15.

I checked your face. It says you're 50.