Face jokes jokes

I saw your license. It said you're 15.

I checked your face. It says you're 50.

I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.

I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.

Society: :-)

I: :')

Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')

I: :'D

Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face, and he asks her, "Why are you rubbing that stuff on your face, mother?"

His mother replies, "To make myself beautiful, Johnny."

A few minutes later, she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her, "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"

I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.