Sit-in Jokes

my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.

“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”

How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.

why do orphans sit in apple trees. They wait to be picked

Dad: boy Come sit in this hole while I brace the ground Boy: I don't want to see grandpa he scares me

my son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.

schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD" then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath and the water in the bath rises.

Why did the man sit in his porch and bark at the postman when he came? Because his dog had a sore throat!

Confusios Ssay "man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew"

one day i sit in the lounge on a chair

So I am an emo dude so I sit in the back of the class and I talk to no one.But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me so I just ignored him.Then he got really pissed off and said “I’m gonna kill you”.I was like “Your gonna kill me just because I ignored you, is your ego that big, wow.”He left then the next day he brought his goons with him and said “now your dead” I ignored him again and he said “you will pay for this.”So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house then him and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died so I kept on walking.I had some rope traps set.This was the best day of my life.

This is why you never mess with emo’s.We have ropes everywhere.

Did you sit in sugar? Because you've got a sweet ass.

I asked my nan if she wouldnt mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping, she replied why the fuck would i want to sit in a bucket, so eventually she did and i took the best shit i have ever had