my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
35. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry. 41. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state. 43. You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
why do orphans sit in apple trees. They wait to be picked
I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, But he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch
how much emo kids dos it take to screw in a light blub. none they just sit in the dark and cry
my son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
Dad: boy Come sit in this hole while I brace the ground Boy: I don't want to see grandpa he scares me
schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD" then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours
Why did the man sit in his porch and bark at the postman when he came? Because his dog had a sore throat!
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath and the water in the bath rises.
one day i sit in the lounge on a chair
Confusios Ssay "man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew"
So I am an emo dude so I sit in the back of the class and I talk to no one.But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me so I just ignored him.Then he got really pissed off and said “I’m gonna kill you”.I was like “Your gonna kill me just because I ignored you, is your ego that big, wow.”He left then the next day he brought his goons with him and said “now your dead” I ignored him again and he said “you will pay for this.”So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house then him and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died so I kept on walking.I had some rope traps set.This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emo’s.We have ropes everywhere.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back
Did you sit in sugar? Because you've got a sweet ass.
Two natives sit in the bar getting shit faced. Almost closing time brother you gonna snag yeah I'm taking her home he walks over she gathers her things. Walking out together he takes her to his car outback they stay messing around then start having sex he starts to get carried away he looks at down at her she looks up at him and says slow down cousin your going to fast...
I asked my nan if she wouldnt mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping, she replied why the fuck would i want to sit in a bucket, so eventually she did and i took the best shit i have ever had
