New Sisters Jokes - Page 23 - Worst Jokes Ever

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Penis enters my dad and sister.

I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.

How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?

Kick his sister's jaw.

What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”

Reply back with “Because you were born.”

What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?

"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)

At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."

If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?

GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?

Me: My sister.

SWEET HOME ALABAMAA

Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?

A: My sister.

What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?

Nothing, he just started wanking.

Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?

Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.

Boy: Okay, Dad.

Dad: No problem, Brick.

My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.

Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."

What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?

Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.

Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she replied with “Oh, what’s the point. Life is meaningless...”.

Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said Sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****,” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is, and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed.

The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is, and he answered with “Oh, what’s the point. Life is meaningless...” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!”

As Sam arrived at the counselor’s office, she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****,” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.