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My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."

Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?

Dad: Because she was made there.

Son: Thanks, Dad.

Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.

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    • I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.

    KA-DOOM-CHA!

    A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.

    Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?

    A. Denephew.

    I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.

    The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."

    I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.

    My sister said to me "I love him long time."

    My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!

    Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.

    Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA

    My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol

    What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?

    Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.

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    • I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.