A kid asks trump: Kid: 'where are the confidential files?' Trump: 'there they are bud!'
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
chuck norris doesn't breathe. he holds air hostage
why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo
Nemo goes back to his father
what does math and me on p-hub have in common
they are both hard
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung
What do alcoholics and necrophiliac have in common? They both like cracking open a cold one
Your gene pool is so shallow you could break your neck diving in.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his RHYME TIME
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7
Maybe Leo actually ISN’T stupid... maybe she just has BAD LUCK with thinking
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit SUICIDE... you’d just drown in all her FATNESS
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA
If I found BlessedBrian’s jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes
