What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS
Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil on my face.
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike Stole his slogan, just do it
How did Aniken get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club? Dirty bitch, you are
Damn Really stole my friend glasses well now their blind but not really their dead.