Chickpea jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my face.

What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.

What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?

They both have barcodes.

Curry.

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