Shopper jokes

Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?

Boy's pants are half off.

Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.

Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!

Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.

You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.

Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!

What do you call an angry shopper?

A cuss-tomer.