Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
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My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
A bus full of nuns falls off a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them, “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all through the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question.”
St. Peter turns to the first nun in the line and asks her, “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The Sister responds, “Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger...” St. Peter says, “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” and she did so.
St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says, “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” “Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment...” “Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so.
Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun, “Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!” Sister Susan responds, “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!”
When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."
A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."
My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
