Shaquille O'Neal jokes

If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.

My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.

I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.

After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.