Shaquille O'Neal jokes

If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.

My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.