Shaquille O'Neal jokes

If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.

My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.

I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.

After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.