Server jokes

Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".

I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.

Knock knock.

Who's there? Discord server.

Discord server who?

This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.

A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”

What did jptheflip win while playing this server?

Craft.

Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?

Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the check.

Man asking waitress, "Pardon me, miss, may I ask you about the menu, please?"

Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"

China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.

"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"

A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks confused and says, "Oh really? You have a drink named 'Bob'??"

What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."

You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.

Psyonix's OCE servers.

A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.

The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."

So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"

One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!

An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"