Sensory experience jokes

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

What is the definition of confusion?

Three blind lesbians in a fish market.

If we can't see air, can fish see water?

I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.

My boyfriend recently asked me to suck his cock. I was kinda nervous because I’ve never tasted a dick, but he said it doesn’t taste that bad, so I’ll give it a shot.

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.