Self-love jokes
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
I love myself.
He: "I love you."
Me: "I love myself too."
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
Community talk
I promised myself dead 3 years ago on June 16th. 2:30am by cutting my throat. It is now March third 2026. I have broken a promise, for once. Breaking this promise feels good. I almost commited to the bit, therapy didn't help. Not a bit. But what I was thinking of were my animals. my friends and family. Knowing my mom would blame herself. my dad would start being more aggressive. my sister might have gone depressed. A… Read more
Yall. I think I feel in love w/ myself 😋 but uh.. How was falls christmas
W/ HELLO KITTY FOR SETTING STANDARDS AND CHOOSING TO LOVE HERSELF INSTEAD OF THE FILTHY MEN THAT USE HER AND BREAK HER! FUCK THOSE MEN AND LET THIS GIRL BE HAPPY WITB WOMAN, NON BINARIES. AND WHOEVER SHE CHOOSES TO FUCKING LOVE!