Self-awareness jokes

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

"Haloomi."

Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.

Who are you?

Yourself.

If you read this, your life is a joke.

You want a joke? My entire existence.

Wanna hear a mean joke?

My life.

Q: What’s the difference between me and you?

A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

You. You're the joke.

Why am I idiot?

If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.

Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

you.