Self-awareness jokes
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.
There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.
Thankfully, I'm still alive because I fail at everything in life.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: I don't know anymore.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
I'm the joke, bitch.