Seizure jokes
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
Weaponization of flashlights
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
I throw a flashbang in a room full of epileptics...
They were shaking in excitement!
I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
