Seizure jokes
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
How do you make the worldβs greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What was the epileptic chefβs house special?
Seizure salad.
Whatβs the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
