Seizure jokes
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
Weaponization of flashlights
I throw a flashbang in a room full of epileptics...
They were shaking in excitement!
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
What was the epileptic chef’s house special?
Seizure salad.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
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