Seizure jokes

What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?

Little Seizures.

How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?

Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.

Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?

I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.

What do you call a Black man having a seizure?

Chocolate shake.

What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?

Seize your moment.

What was the epileptic chef’s house special?

Seizure salad.

Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡

Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐

Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬

Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱

Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*

Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤

Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨

Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠

Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤

Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮

Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫

Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕

What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw in your dirty laundry!

What do you call a Black person having a seizure?

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.

How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?

He spills coffee on his iPad.

What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?

Little Seizures.

Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?

He made her.