Seizure jokes

What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?

Little Seizures.

How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?

Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.

I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.

What do you call a Black man having a seizure?

Chocolate shake.

What was the epileptic chef’s house special?

Seizure salad.

What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw in your dirty laundry!

What do you call a Black person having a seizure?

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.

How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?

He spills coffee on his iPad.

What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?

Little Seizures.

Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?

He made her.