Seizure jokes
I throw a flashbang in a room full of epileptics...
They were shaking in excitement!
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.