Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work
One day a man visited an orphanage Then he sees a kid crying the man asked "where are your parents" and the kid cries even harder
Maybe you should go on eBAY to see if they have a life for sale
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge”.
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
When u see a kid yelling and u wanna leave :((((((((
How do orphan see their family? By looking at the mirror
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Jesus takes his disciples to a bar , '13 pints of water please' he says to the barman 'Oh fuck not you again' barman replies 'You boys are about to see something real special' says Jesus
an emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry and he says to his clothes"i wish i were you"
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
